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Melanie Spector ‏@MsOperaGeek  11h11 hours ago

If I worked at IKEA my tagline would be "Ist das noch der Diwan, auf dem sich dein Vater verblutet hat?” #sales

1. Theresa Muir ‏@theresasmets  11h11 hours ago

   @MsOperaGeek And if you were a pharmacist: "Ich habe deine Mutter vergiftet"

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2. Theresa Muir ‏@theresasmets  11h11 hours ago

   @MsOperaGeek And if you were a teacher: "Ich weiss es nicht.. . Ich weiss es nicht.. . Ich weiss es nicht.. . "

Is this too hard?  Lines from Lulu translated:

If I worked at IKEA my tagline would be "Is that the sofa your father bled to death on?

And if you were a pharmacist "I poisoned your mother."

And if you were a teacher "I don't know.  I don't know.  I don't know."

It can't get too geeky for me.  I only wish I could think of one.