This just in.
The software Opera has decided to vigorously pursue their copyright on the name Opera. This means that the art form with this title will have to come up with something else to call it. Theater with a lot of Singing is all I can think of. Heavy Musical. Too serious to call a Musical. I'm running out of ideas.
OK so this is lame. So what about this?
Footnote: it is important for everyone to know that Baby Einstein on the Beach is not an April fools joke.