I apologize to those who wanted to hear more gruesome stories about my lack of talent as a Cecilia Bartoli stalker, including perhaps Cecilia herself. I am going through a bad patch right now and felt that I could not risk another autograph line fiasco.
In the Bay Area I attend performances with people who refuse to stalk. Imagine!
Possible subjects I could have discussed with her:
What do you see in the future for Decca? Is Norman Lebrecht right?
What do you see in the future for Cecilia Bartoli? This is probably very hush hush.
I still love you madly.
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