What did the mayonnaise say to the avocado dip?
How are things in guacamole?
What this situation needs is a good joke. Let me know if you know any.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door. I'm dressing.
Apparently my brain only retains bad jokes.
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